Husband Cooking Captions for Instagram

Husband Cooking Captions for Instagram can be scarce when you’re trying to find the perfect caption for a photo of your guy making dinner or dessert. Maybe he’s a better cook than you and you want to brag about it on your Instagram feed!

 

Husband Cooking Captions for Instagram

• A husband who can cook is the best husband.

• My husband is just one step up from a personal chef! 😋😋😋

• Every man should learn how to cook because then a woman will know that he’s serious about her.

• I don’t like to cook, but I love to eat. It’s a good thing my husband loves to cook, and he’s quite good at it!

• I may be the one cooking, but you’re the real rockstar. (Wink)

• This is why I love you. Thank you for cooking dinner every night.

• Preparing lunch for my lovely wife – why? Because I love her!

• A man who can cook, clean, and has hair? That’s his superpower.

• Will Trade Wife For Food

• I’m not a chef, but I know Good Food

• I’m a great cook, but I burn toast.

• I’ve got a secret recipe and I’m not afraid to use it.

• When it comes to being grilled, I’m the king of the barbecue.

• I like to cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food.

• I’m friends with the monster in my head.

• Only 💯 pure husbands can make delicious meals for their wives.

• We’re putting an end to all those “husband can’t cook” memes, once and for all.

• Your wife’s cooking is the best in the world, but I’m going to show her how it’s done. Men can cook too!

• As of late, my husband has been cooking dinner almost every night. I’m not sure what the proper etiquette is here — should I be thanking him?

• I love you so much I would never let you get in the kitchen 🧑🍳

• I never knew I always wanted to marry a chef until… I married a chef.

• The man who can handle a kitchen knife and my heart safely, is the only man I want!

• Cooking tip: It’s hard to make a mistake if you’re using enough bacon.

• This is why they put the “I” in husband.

• You’re looking at a man who knows his way around the kitchen.

• He’s just making sure everything gets cooked, not burned.

• How did I get so lucky to marry you?

• I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

• The best way to a man’s heart is through the stomach.

• Dear Husband, This post is not about you. Sincerely, Mommy #momlife

• Cooking with my babe

• My husband taught me this chocolate cake recipe … and it’s sooooo good! 🍫 🤩

• I know you ladies want me in the kitchen, so get to cookin’ and soon enough I’ll be there.

• He’s not just the one who can make your heart skip a beat, he’s also the one who can whip up a pretty mean baking ❤

• You’re looking at the King 👑 in the kitchen.

• Kiss the cook. He’ll make you sandwiches, too.

• I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

• My personal chef has a beard.

• The Hot Man Behind The Kitchen

• Tell me what’s for dinner and I’ll tell you who’s the boss.

• She is the chocolate in my brownies.

• When your wife asks if you’re lost, I wasn’t lost I was exploring.

• She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted.

• A husband who can cook is simply sexy.

• Cooking with my husband is a real treat.

• Women always say they want a man who can cook. Well, look no further.

• You can always cook up a storm when you have your sous chef beside you 💗

• Too Good to Eat. 😎

• I’m a chef. I cook because I like the way your eyes water when you look at my food”.

• This household is not all about the washboard abs, there are warm bowls of soup and egg casseroles too.

• Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

• I am not a chef, I am your chef.

• Master Chef in the making.

• You’re the *cheese* to my macaroni

• When you realize your life is better when you are around me.

• If loving you is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

• I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.

• Husbands: Cooking is love made edible.

• This husband may not be able to cook, but his wife can.

• You won’t find a better husband in the kitchen than me.

• He cooks, he cleans, and he compliments my cooking. I think it’s a keeper.

• When life gets you down, just remember there’s a handsome chef in the kitchen 👨🍳

• I’m a chef girlfriend.

• Married life ain’t no joke! I now know why the guys in my family didn’t cook!

• It’s more than just a meal, it’s a bonding experience. #DinnerTime

• I’m not saying I’m a great cook…but I’m better than the chef.

• I’m in the kitchen because I want to be, and when I’m done, there will be pie!!

• She should be grateful that I can cook.

• He’s a keeper who totally doesn’t burn the grilled cheese.

• I don’t need a recipe, I am my own chef.

• The way to my heart is through my stomach.

• I don’t always cook, but when I do, I make this. #husbandsofinstagram #cookinggoals

• If a man loves you, he will cook for you. #husbandgoals

• Cooking for my husband is a pleasure. We are cooking for each other. And that´s the best way to have a great dinnertime

• Shout out to chef husbands everywhere who help keep the family running smoothly. #hungryproblemsolved #bonappetit #atlasfoods

• Behind every good cook is a husband who’s got her back.

• My husband burnt the food, but at least he made it. I have put on weight since my marriage and have to work out hard in the gym.

• A man who cooks is a true romantic.

• If you want to impress your guests, creating a stunning and creative meal will definitely do the trick!

• Cooking and eating is my passion

• I’m the chef and this is my kitchen.

• Now what do I make for dinner?

• The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

• I’m into fitness. Fit’ness whole pizza in my mouth.

• All the cool husbands are whipping up meals in the kitchen these days.

• The husband who knows how to cook is the best ever because he cooks your food while you are busy making his dreams come true.

• When your husband is “super excited” about his new cookbook,

• If your man can cook, don’t let him go.

• In this house, the man cooks, the woman cleans, and the children mind their business.

• I may be a good cook, but you should see my wife!

• Every day is a chance to create something amazing in the kitchen.

• There is love in the kitchen.

• Cooking with olive oil, making our kitchen a happy place ❤️

• I’m in the kitchen because you are my life.

• Cooking is not hard. I don’t know why everyone thinks it’s so difficult!

• Grow a husband, plant a man.

• The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.

• I’m lucky to find dinner this good in a restaurant, let alone made by my husband 😍😊.

• He’s cooking up something sexy 👨🍳

• He Cooks, She Cleans

• If this is how he cooks, then I want to taste him.

• I’m watching you, so make sure it’s tasty.

• Because I am the husband I can do anything.

• Like a good wife, I take out all our food before it expires.

• I’ve been playing a little game this week called “Who’s hungry?” It’s not particularly exciting, but I always win.

• Yes, even the messy ones that make me re-do my dishes!

• I am not superwoman but my wife is.

• I’m the Chef, who is always right.

• “I plant a lot of trees. I am a great believer in planting things for future generations. I loathe the now culture where you just live for today.” –Penelope Lively

• Husband cooking dinner for his wife.

• My husband is an amazing chef and can make anything. I call him “The Kitchen Master”

• After a long days work when my husband comes home and cooks, I love him even more.

• I’m a better cook than my husband but every now and then he’ll make something I can’t even finish.

• I cook because it brings people together and there is something so fulfilling about that.

• And the award for “Best Husband” goes to 👏

• I wasn’t sure if I could cook for this many people but as you can see, I made it happen.

• I do the cooking in this family because I’m the only one who knows how to operate the smoke detector. 😎

• Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.

• A mess in the kitchen is an indication of a man who loves you.

• I don’t like when you cook, but I feel it’s time to change that perception.

• I can’t stop looking at you.💦

• Don’t be mad at me because I’m an amazing cook, be mad at the stove.

• You must be jelly because jam don’t shake like that.

• When you can take a joke as well as he can deal one.

• If you want to quote your husband’s cooking in one-word, then the best would be ‘awesome’! A special thanks to my amazing husband.

• Cooking for my husband is the best way to show my love towards him.

• A husband who cooks is a catch!

• When my husband helps me cook, it’s the sweetest thing. He thinks he is helping me and I think he is handling all the mess.

• Husband, I have to say this, you are a great chef.

• I’m the type of man who will cook for myself but I’d rather have my woman cook for me.

• If cooking was a sport, my husband would be in the Olympics.

• It’s my husband’s birthday! Just kidding… it’s mine.

• If the kitchen sink is your go-to spot to capture a quick snap, this one’s for you.

• Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.

• Looks like the wife wasn’t home.

• Be good and try not to burn the house down.

• If your husband cooks and is proud of it, these are some captions to choose from.

• This husband can cook.

• Cooking is a way to show your love for someone. And that’s why I’m better at it than you.

• Isn’t her husband cooking today?

• I’m not a cook. I’m just a person making my wife happy with food.

• I am very proud to say that my wife is a very good and perfect cook.

• I love you, and I love cooking for you.

• Cooking is the No. 1 way to a man’s heart.

• I am in desperate need of some more beer and a man who can cook

• You’ve got to make it at home. Man’s gotta eat!

• I could serve you breakfast in bed all day long.

• Yummmm, your dinner is sure to be made with luuuuuuuurve. (Wink)

• The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

• By invitation, only.

• You can take the boy out of the country but you can’t take the country out of the boy

• I have a husband who cooks. I am very thankful for him. Maybe he is not the best cook, but sure enough he can make me smile every day.

• They call me the chef ’cause I’m always sautéing things. #HusbandandWife

• I think my husband and I have a pretty good thing going. Between the two of us, he’s the one who gets to cook.

• My husband is hot, but he’s also a great cook.

• My husband is amazing. I don’t know how he does it, but suddenly he can cook.

• Marry a man who cooks. Otherwise, you’ll be dating a man who’s too broke to take you out and hates the microwaved food that you make him eat at home.

• He’s cooking. Run for your lives.

• If cooking is an art, then I am Picasso.

• It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

• When the chef has been drinking 🙌

• Honey, your food is ready and cold.

• The best taste in life is love.

• I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. – W.C. Fields

• Cooking can bring the family so much closer, and it serves as a good way to spend time together. #husbandlife

• Cooking with my husband is a fun way to spend time together!

• I’m a talented chef, but sometimes my husband must cook.

• I can’t believe my wife is on a cooking show.

• Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.

• Warning: The food you’re about to see has been prepared by an amateur.

• When the food comes out just right and it makes you smile

• Helped my wife trim the fat from her diet

• “Do not be afraid of cooking, because even if you burn something, it’s still edible.”

• If you love me then feed me.

• Because he’s the king of the kitchen.

• I’m not just a good cook, I’m also a great husband.

• A wife who cook a man’s stomach, and he will always follow her hands

• He can cook, he can clean, he’s got a style you’ve never seen!

• Cooking is my hobby, and also my favorite hobby! I love it, I really do.

• It takes a lot of balls to make dinner this good 😜

• I cooked this meal myself. I didn’t burn the house down. I’m amazing.

• My wife made me fat but I make the best breakfast burritos.

• I’m the real deal — all-natural, organic, and farm-raised.

• I only cook on days that end in Y.

• Isn’t she lovely in this beautiful world? 🌎

• I’m not bossy. I have leadership skills.

 

Husband Cooking Funny Quotes

• Husband cooking: 1. Buy groceries 2. Eat out

• When your husband is the world’s best cook and chef in your heart

• *Here’s a funny, witty caption for your husband*: I had to impress her ! So I choosed to impress her mother with my cooking skills.

• I love my husband. He’s the best thing that ever happened to me. He’s my best friend, my knight in shining armor, but he better have dinner ready when I get home!

• “It took me several years to realize that cooking is an art, not just a job. My dad never told me this because he was too busy eating my mother’s cooking.”

• ” Ladies and gentlemen, I have cooked dinner tonight.” 👨🍳

• The best recipes are written by men. They’re the only ones with enough room to fit all the steps in.

• I’m the chef in this house, so when I say “it’s ready,” you better be hungry 😂

• Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.

• When life gets busy and you need to get dinner on the table, this is a great go-to chicken recipe.

• The recipe is simple. Mix together a little bit of hard work, with a whole lot of love, and then sprinkle in some good food.

• He who gets the last slice of pizza is a cooking genius #CookingGenius

• Lately all my friends are worried they’re turning into their fathers. I’m pretty sure I’ve turned into my wife.

• My body is a temple. My temple is, unfortunately, under construction so you’ll have to excuse the mess.

• I’m really lucky to have such a great husband. He’s the finest, kindest, handsomest, sweetest man I’ve ever known. But he sure can’t cook!

• me: you’re so good at cooking! husband: i’m a man, of course i’m good at cooking.

• My husband reminds me every day that cooking is not my strong point. Which is why it’s his job.

• Husband: “I’ll have the steak.” Waiter: “How would you like that cooked?” Husband to me: “Ask her.”

• I don’t know what’s hotter: the food in this pan or my husband.

• When you are sending out “I have to cook” vibes, but someone comes in and starts cooking and they do a good job…

• When I say, ‘I’m going to cook dinner,’ it really means, ‘go out and eat somewhere.’

• I call this dish, “Marriage”

• Hey, my wife’s out of town and I was just wondering if you serve soup here?

• Cooking is my love language. Sarcasm is my second language.

• Though he looked like a smart man, I wouldn’t trust him to cook dinner.

• If cooking is a fire, then I’m the fireman

• Yo, Honey! I know you’ve been busy, but my dinner is running late and I can’t find the salt.

• Where is the “all recipes” option?

• Funny Quotes About Husband Cooking: A perfect husband – he cooks, cleans and tells jokes.

• Husband cook tonight, wife if you want to know the secret ingredient, ask your daughter

• when you’re cooking dinner and your husband asks “is there anything I can do to help?”

• I am happy to cook for you because it makes me feel like a superhero by day, a housewife by night.

• Husband: Here is the recipe for spaghetti, there is a list of ingredients. Wife: Great! does it say how to cook it? H: No, that’s what the list of ingredients is for.

• I didn’t know marriage meant I had to cook too, but here I am adding oil to water.

• Honey, let the man cook dinner. He’s making something with four ingredients you won’t like.

• If you can’t find me look for the guy in the kitchen “cooking”. – Chef Humor

• Husbands-easy to train and housebreak.

• The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. – Fannie Flagg

• When I cook, I cook for the rave reviews, not applause.

• The only reason I have leftover pizza is because I ate some of your pizza.

• I married my best friend because you need a witness to your life.

• I went to the grocery store. When I got home, I realized I forgot what we needed. (So then I went back.)

• I don’t know how we ever did this before. #husbandcooking

• I don’t mean to brag but my husband is the best chef in the world! At least according to our kids.

• Cooking Tip: If your husband is hungry and the kids are cranky, just feed the husband.

• When your husband comes home from the grocery only with a bag of mini donuts

• I don’t blame my husband for burning the food every now and then, I blame myself for marrying a chef.

• If you don’t cook, then you’re really just a man in the way.

• After 3 years of being married, I realized the reason why she cooks only egg is because her mom didn’t teach her anything else.

• Being a husband is like being in charge of a giant paper bag full of wet, angry ferrets.

• A good husband will make you…

• I don’t always cook dinner…but when I do it’s cereal 🍚

• Why cook when you can order?

• I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

• Baps make the best hats.