Husband Cooking Captions for Instagram

Husband Cooking Captions for Instagram

Husband Cooking Captions for Instagram can be scarce when you’re trying to find the perfect caption for a photo of your guy making dinner or dessert. Maybe he’s a better cook than you and you want to brag about it on your Instagram feed!

We’ve compiled some favorite Husband Cooking Captions that will make your Instagram captions 10X better. Use these captions on Instagram to elevate your content and impress your followers with good writing and humor.

 

Husband Cooking Captions for Instagram

• A husband who can cook is the best husband.

• My husband is just one step up from a personal chef! 😋😋😋

• Every man should learn how to cook because then a woman will know that he’s serious about her.

• I don’t like to cook, but I love to eat. It’s a good thing my husband loves to cook, and he’s quite good at it!

• I may be the one cooking, but you’re the real rockstar. (Wink)

• This is why I love you. Thank you for cooking dinner every night.

• Preparing lunch for my lovely wife – why? Because I love her!

• A man who can cook, clean, and has hair? That’s his superpower.

• Will Trade Wife For Food

• I’m not a chef, but I know Good Food

• I’m a great cook, but I burn toast.

• I’ve got a secret recipe and I’m not afraid to use it.

• When it comes to being grilled, I’m the king of the barbecue.

• I like to cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food.

• I’m friends with the monster in my head.

• Only 💯 pure husbands can make delicious meals for their wives.

• We’re putting an end to all those “husband can’t cook” memes, once and for all.

• Your wife’s cooking is the best in the world, but I’m going to show her how it’s done. Men can cook too!

• As of late, my husband has been cooking dinner almost every night. I’m not sure what the proper etiquette is here — should I be thanking him?

• I love you so much I would never let you get in the kitchen 🧑🍳

• I never knew I always wanted to marry a chef until… I married a chef.

• The man who can handle a kitchen knife and my heart safely, is the only man I want!

• Cooking tip: It’s hard to make a mistake if you’re using enough bacon.

• This is why they put the “I” in husband.

• You’re looking at a man who knows his way around the kitchen.

• He’s just making sure everything gets cooked, not burned.

• How did I get so lucky to marry you?

• I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

• The best way to a man’s heart is through the stomach.

• Dear Husband, This post is not about you. Sincerely, Mommy #momlife

• Cooking with my babe

• My husband taught me this chocolate cake recipe … and it’s sooooo good! 🍫 🤩

• I know you ladies want me in the kitchen, so get to cookin’ and soon enough I’ll be there.

• He’s not just the one who can make your heart skip a beat, he’s also the one who can whip up a pretty mean baking ❤

• You’re looking at the King 👑 in the kitchen.

• Kiss the cook. He’ll make you sandwiches, too.

• I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

• My personal chef has a beard.

• The Hot Man Behind The Kitchen

• Tell me what’s for dinner and I’ll tell you who’s the boss.

• She is the chocolate in my brownies.

• When your wife asks if you’re lost, I wasn’t lost I was exploring.

• She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted.

• A husband who can cook is simply sexy.

• Cooking with my husband is a real treat.

• Women always say they want a man who can cook. Well, look no further.

• You can always cook up a storm when you have your sous chef beside you 💗

• Too Good to Eat. 😎

• I’m a chef. I cook because I like the way your eyes water when you look at my food”.

• This household is not all about the washboard abs, there are warm bowls of soup and egg casseroles too.

• Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

• I am not a chef, I am your chef.

• Master Chef in the making.

• You’re the *cheese* to my macaroni

• When you realize your life is better when you are around me.

• If loving you is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

• I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.

• Husbands: Cooking is love made edible.

• This husband may not be able to cook, but his wife can.

• You won’t find a better husband in the kitchen than me.

• He cooks, he cleans, and he compliments my cooking. I think it’s a keeper.

• When life gets you down, just remember there’s a handsome chef in the kitchen 👨🍳

• I’m a chef girlfriend.

• Married life ain’t no joke! I now know why the guys in my family didn’t cook!

• It’s more than just a meal, it’s a bonding experience. #DinnerTime

• I’m not saying I’m a great cook…but I’m better than the chef.

• I’m in the kitchen because I want to be, and when I’m done, there will be pie!!

• She should be grateful that I can cook.

• He’s a keeper who totally doesn’t burn the grilled cheese.

• I don’t need a recipe, I am my own chef.

• The way to my heart is through my stomach.

• I don’t always cook, but when I do, I make this. #husbandsofinstagram #cookinggoals

• If a man loves you, he will cook for you. #husbandgoals

• Cooking for my husband is a pleasure. We are cooking for each other. And that´s the best way to have a great dinnertime

• Shout out to chef husbands everywhere who help keep the family running smoothly. #hungryproblemsolved #bonappetit #atlasfoods

• Behind every good cook is a husband who’s got her back.

• My husband burnt the food, but at least he made it. I have put on weight since my marriage and have to work out hard in the gym.

• A man who cooks is a true romantic.

• If you want to impress your guests, creating a stunning and creative meal will definitely do the trick!

• Cooking and eating is my passion

• I’m the chef and this is my kitchen.

• Now what do I make for dinner?

• The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

• I’m into fitness. Fit’ness whole pizza in my mouth.

• All the cool husbands are whipping up meals in the kitchen these days.

• The husband who knows how to cook is the best ever because he cooks your food while you are busy making his dreams come true.

• When your husband is “super excited” about his new cookbook,

• If your man can cook, don’t let him go.

• In this house, the man cooks, the woman cleans, and the children mind their business.

• I may be a good cook, but you should see my wife!

• Every day is a chance to create something amazing in the kitchen.

• There is love in the kitchen.

• Cooking with olive oil, making our kitchen a happy place ❤️

• I’m in the kitchen because you are my life.

• Cooking is not hard. I don’t know why everyone thinks it’s so difficult!

• Grow a husband, plant a man.

• The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.

• I’m lucky to find dinner this good in a restaurant, let alone made by my husband 😍😊.

• He’s cooking up something sexy 👨🍳

• He Cooks, She Cleans

• If this is how he cooks, then I want to taste him.

• I’m watching you, so make sure it’s tasty.

• Because I am the husband I can do anything.

• Like a good wife, I take out all our food before it expires.

• I’ve been playing a little game this week called “Who’s hungry?” It’s not particularly exciting, but I always win.

• Yes, even the messy ones that make me re-do my dishes!

• I am not superwoman but my wife is.

• I’m the Chef, who is always right.

• “I plant a lot of trees. I am a great believer in planting things for future generations. I loathe the now culture where you just live for today.” –Penelope Lively

• Husband cooking dinner for his wife.

• My husband is an amazing chef and can make anything. I call him “The Kitchen Master”

• After a long days work when my husband comes home and cooks, I love him even more.

• I’m a better cook than my husband but every now and then he’ll make something I can’t even finish.

• I cook because it brings people together and there is something so fulfilling about that.

• And the award for “Best Husband” goes to 👏

• I wasn’t sure if I could cook for this many people but as you can see, I made it happen.

• I do the cooking in this family because I’m the only one who knows how to operate the smoke detector. 😎

• Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.

• A mess in the kitchen is an indication of a man who loves you.

• I don’t like when you cook, but I feel it’s time to change that perception.

• I can’t stop looking at you.💦

• Don’t be mad at me because I’m an amazing cook, be mad at the stove.

• You must be jelly because jam don’t shake like that.

• When you can take a joke as well as he can deal one.

• If you want to quote your husband’s cooking in one-word, then the best would be ‘awesome’! A special thanks to my amazing husband.

• Cooking for my husband is the best way to show my love towards him.

• A husband who cooks is a catch!

• When my husband helps me cook, it’s the sweetest thing. He thinks he is helping me and I think he is handling all the mess.

• Husband, I have to say this, you are a great chef.

• I’m the type of man who will cook for myself but I’d rather have my woman cook for me.

• If cooking was a sport, my husband would be in the Olympics.

• It’s my husband’s birthday! Just kidding… it’s mine.

• If the kitchen sink is your go-to spot to capture a quick snap, this one’s for you.

• Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.

• Looks like the wife wasn’t home.

• Be good and try not to burn the house down.

• If your husband cooks and is proud of it, these are some captions to choose from.

• This husband can cook.

• Cooking is a way to show your love for someone. And that’s why I’m better at it than you.

• Isn’t her husband cooking today?

• I’m not a cook. I’m just a person making my wife happy with food.

• I am very proud to say that my wife is a very good and perfect cook.

• I love you, and I love cooking for you.

• Cooking is the No. 1 way to a man’s heart.

• I am in desperate need of some more beer and a man who can cook

• You’ve got to make it at home. Man’s gotta eat!

• I could serve you breakfast in bed all day long.

• Yummmm, your dinner is sure to be made with luuuuuuuurve. (Wink)

• The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

• By invitation, only.

• You can take the boy out of the country but you can’t take the country out of the boy

• I have a husband who cooks. I am very thankful for him. Maybe he is not the best cook, but sure enough he can make me smile every day.

• They call me the chef ’cause I’m always sautéing things. #HusbandandWife

• I think my husband and I have a pretty good thing going. Between the two of us, he’s the one who gets to cook.

• My husband is hot, but he’s also a great cook.

• My husband is amazing. I don’t know how he does it, but suddenly he can cook.

• Marry a man who cooks. Otherwise, you’ll be dating a man who’s too broke to take you out and hates the microwaved food that you make him eat at home.

• He’s cooking. Run for your lives.

• If cooking is an art, then I am Picasso.

• It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

• When the chef has been drinking 🙌

• Honey, your food is ready and cold.

• The best taste in life is love.

• I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. – W.C. Fields

• Cooking can bring the family so much closer, and it serves as a good way to spend time together. #husbandlife

• Cooking with my husband is a fun way to spend time together!

• I’m a talented chef, but sometimes my husband must cook.

• I can’t believe my wife is on a cooking show.

• Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.

• Warning: The food you’re about to see has been prepared by an amateur.

• When the food comes out just right and it makes you smile

• Helped my wife trim the fat from her diet

• “Do not be afraid of cooking, because even if you burn something, it’s still edible.”

• If you love me then feed me.

• Because he’s the king of the kitchen.

• I’m not just a good cook, I’m also a great husband.

• A wife who cook a man’s stomach, and he will always follow her hands

• He can cook, he can clean, he’s got a style you’ve never seen!

• Cooking is my hobby, and also my favorite hobby! I love it, I really do.

• It takes a lot of balls to make dinner this good 😜

• I cooked this meal myself. I didn’t burn the house down. I’m amazing.

• My wife made me fat but I make the best breakfast burritos.

• I’m the real deal — all-natural, organic, and farm-raised.

• I only cook on days that end in Y.

• Isn’t she lovely in this beautiful world? 🌎

• I’m not bossy. I have leadership skills.

 

Husband Cooking Funny Quotes

• Husband cooking: 1. Buy groceries 2. Eat out

• When your husband is the world’s best cook and chef in your heart

• *Here’s a funny, witty caption for your husband*: I had to impress her ! So I choosed to impress her mother with my cooking skills.

• I love my husband. He’s the best thing that ever happened to me. He’s my best friend, my knight in shining armor, but he better have dinner ready when I get home!

• “It took me several years to realize that cooking is an art, not just a job. My dad never told me this because he was too busy eating my mother’s cooking.”

• ” Ladies and gentlemen, I have cooked dinner tonight.” 👨🍳

• The best recipes are written by men. They’re the only ones with enough room to fit all the steps in.

• I’m the chef in this house, so when I say “it’s ready,” you better be hungry 😂

• Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.

• When life gets busy and you need to get dinner on the table, this is a great go-to chicken recipe.

• The recipe is simple. Mix together a little bit of hard work, with a whole lot of love, and then sprinkle in some good food.

• He who gets the last slice of pizza is a cooking genius #CookingGenius

• Lately all my friends are worried they’re turning into their fathers. I’m pretty sure I’ve turned into my wife.

• My body is a temple. My temple is, unfortunately, under construction so you’ll have to excuse the mess.

• I’m really lucky to have such a great husband. He’s the finest, kindest, handsomest, sweetest man I’ve ever known. But he sure can’t cook!

• me: you’re so good at cooking! husband: i’m a man, of course i’m good at cooking.

• My husband reminds me every day that cooking is not my strong point. Which is why it’s his job.

• Husband: “I’ll have the steak.” Waiter: “How would you like that cooked?” Husband to me: “Ask her.”

• I don’t know what’s hotter: the food in this pan or my husband.

• When you are sending out “I have to cook” vibes, but someone comes in and starts cooking and they do a good job…

• When I say, ‘I’m going to cook dinner,’ it really means, ‘go out and eat somewhere.’

• I call this dish, “Marriage”

• Hey, my wife’s out of town and I was just wondering if you serve soup here?

• Cooking is my love language. Sarcasm is my second language.

• Though he looked like a smart man, I wouldn’t trust him to cook dinner.

• If cooking is a fire, then I’m the fireman

• Yo, Honey! I know you’ve been busy, but my dinner is running late and I can’t find the salt.

• Where is the “all recipes” option?

• Funny Quotes About Husband Cooking: A perfect husband – he cooks, cleans and tells jokes.

• Husband cook tonight, wife if you want to know the secret ingredient, ask your daughter

• when you’re cooking dinner and your husband asks “is there anything I can do to help?”

• I am happy to cook for you because it makes me feel like a superhero by day, a housewife by night.

• Husband: Here is the recipe for spaghetti, there is a list of ingredients. Wife: Great! does it say how to cook it? H: No, that’s what the list of ingredients is for.

• I didn’t know marriage meant I had to cook too, but here I am adding oil to water.

• Honey, let the man cook dinner. He’s making something with four ingredients you won’t like.

• If you can’t find me look for the guy in the kitchen “cooking”. – Chef Humor

• Husbands-easy to train and housebreak.

• The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. – Fannie Flagg

• When I cook, I cook for the rave reviews, not applause.

• The only reason I have leftover pizza is because I ate some of your pizza.

• I married my best friend because you need a witness to your life.

• I went to the grocery store. When I got home, I realized I forgot what we needed. (So then I went back.)

• I don’t know how we ever did this before. #husbandcooking

• I don’t mean to brag but my husband is the best chef in the world! At least according to our kids.

• Cooking Tip: If your husband is hungry and the kids are cranky, just feed the husband.

• When your husband comes home from the grocery only with a bag of mini donuts

• I don’t blame my husband for burning the food every now and then, I blame myself for marrying a chef.

• If you don’t cook, then you’re really just a man in the way.

• After 3 years of being married, I realized the reason why she cooks only egg is because her mom didn’t teach her anything else.

• Being a husband is like being in charge of a giant paper bag full of wet, angry ferrets.

• A good husband will make you…

• I don’t always cook dinner…but when I do it’s cereal 🍚

• Why cook when you can order?

• I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

• Baps make the best hats.

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